David E. Steiner

Retired USAF, Teacher, Dad, Grandfather, Curmudgeon

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The Hazards of Volunteering


I went to a couple of meetings last month. At the first one Sandy Hume, one of our county commissioners, told the group that volunteering was necessary to the success of our community.

I suppose he’s right but for the life of me I can’t figure out why anyone would volunteer to do anything in our valley.

There’s an old saying in the military, and probably elsewhere as well, that says, “Never volunteer for anything and always ask for a receipt.” In Allenspark that seems to be good advice.

I’m a volunteer of course, and I can’t figure out why I do it. After the commissioners meeting I was collared by a person who never volunteers for anything and berated for the WIND’s coverage or lack of coverage of various events.

The WIND is really approximately 16 nice people who fortunately happen to like each other and who gather together a couple of times a month to put together this journal. We do it because we think it benefits the community and keeps the populace, both resident and non-resident, informed. Mostly, though, we do it because it’s fun. It’s sometimes hard work and it sometimes interferes with our private lives but if it weren’t fun we wouldn’t do it.

People who don’t volunteer seem to forget that unless volunteers have fun, they’re going to go home and never come back. People who don’t volunteer, like people who don’t vote, have no right to criticize those who do. When they harass them, don’t recognize their good work, or accuse them of theft, the volunteers tend to get all bent out of shape and they quit. Who can blame them?

Here at the WIND nobody makes a dime. But we do hand out a plaque now and then and we have some snacks or lunch when we get together. Several times we have had a dinner at which we pat ourselves on the back and recognize that we do something important and we’re still having fun. This year we recognized Otto and Lee Zavakos for all the help with mailing labels. We had a good time.

But in the past few months, eleven out of seventeen first line volunteer firefighters have turned in their equipment and their pagers and have gone home because they aren’t having fun any more.

Much of the discussion has centered around the selection of Mike Osmun as fire chief, but that’s not really the problem. The problem is Bruce Kester and the Fire Board. They are responsible for this mess, which Bruce says “is in the best interests of Allenspark.” And Bruce, is, of course, not a volunteer but an elected, paid bureaucrat.

And speaking of bureaucrats, the second meeting I went to was that of the Fire Board. It took an hour and a half to conduct 15 minutes worth of business, including the starting of a recognition program for the volunteers. Too late. Everything important was in Executive Session, about “legal matters,” which is to say mostly how tax funds will be expended to defend the Fire Board against the allegedly illegal hiring of Mike Osmun.

When one volunteer offered his eye-witness account of three separate incidents in which the lack of volunteers resulted in near tragedy all Bruce had to say was “Thank you for your comments.”

How would you feel if that’s how your Fire Board responded to your needs as a volunteer?

Bruce recently told our county sheriff, George Epp, that there was no public safety concern in Allenspark because of the lack of volunteers. Well, neighbor, if you’re not concerned because we have just six people left who know what they’re doing, then you’re a lot dumber than I think you are.

We’d better bring the fun back to volunteering before the place burns down and somebody dies. Is that what it will take before the Fire Board does what’s really best for Allenspark? Sandy Hume is right. We can’t operate without volunteers and at the moment people with decades of local firefighting experience have decided they’re not having fun any more and have gone home. The rest may do so at any moment.

The only entity that can solve this problem is the Fire Board. They have some choices to make and leadership to demonstrate. If they can’t do it, then they should resign and let someone else try to pull this community together on this very important issue.




© 1985 – 2003, David E. Steiner

Allenspark Wind Columns:


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Going Riding [August, 1985]


Used Cars

Peace and Quiet [1986]

Liberals & Conservatives

Going to the Movies

The Screened Porch

The Beginning of The Season

The Weather

The Hilltop Guild Bazaar

The End of The Season

The Gift of Time

The Beavers

Addresses [1987]


Watching the Trees Grow

Postal Rates

Changes in Estes Park

Square Dancing at the Pow Wow

Back to the Hilltop Guild Bazaar

The Solstices

Bird Feeders


The Estes Park Hardware Store [1988]


Limousine Service

A Memorial Service

A Hummingbird


A Hiking Trip

The Estes Park Public Library

Wild Life

Riparian Rights [1989]




Mountain Friendliness

A Motorcycle Trip

Satellite Television

“Weaving Mountain Memories”

Hotel Rates in the Old Days

The Price of Propane [1990]

The Front Range Almanac


Modes of Transportation

Miller Moths

My 50th Column

Modern Conveniences

Rock Climbing

On the Death of Otto Walter, Postmaster

Otto’s Memorial Service

A Big Owl Pot-Luck Dinner

A Whine About Telephone Service [1991]

After the Persian Gulf War

Some Changes in the WIND

The Trip to the Mountains

The Mountains in the Summer


Of Dogs, Music, and Children

Muhlenburg County

To My Grandson

The Sale of Longs Peak Inn

World War II  [1992]

Murphy’s Law and the Computer

The South St. Vrain Canyon


The Hazards of Volunteering

Crime in Our Valley


On the Death of Charles Eagle Plume

Can We All Get Along?

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

Lost Horizon [1993]


Rumors About a Visit by the Pope


More About Fences


The Visit of Pope John Paul II

Forest Fires

The New Sewage System

The Snow Pool

The Good Old Days [1994]

The WIND’s 20th Anniversary

The Bunce School

The Shooting Gallery

The Estes Park Museum

Our Government

U.S. West Takes a Hit

The Year of the Hummingbirds

A New “Yield” Sign

Growth in Allenspark

Private Telephones?

The Salvation Army

Creation Science [1995]

Devolutionizing Big Government



Fort D.A. Russell

Domestic Terrorism

Old and New

Barney Graves

Life in the Wilderness

What’s In a Name?

Arthur C. Clarke


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Estes Cone

Johnny Grant

Observations in Estes Park

The Bath House


The Sutherland’s Ice House

How Old is Charles Eagle Plume?


Christmas Trees

Tree Murder

Mountain Driving


Mail Boxes

More About Mail Boxes

“Are you related to ....?”


An Accident

The Wild Cat

A July Reunion

A Visit to Baldpate Inn

Opening Cabins


The Times, They Have Changed

Death and Transfiguration

The Population Explosion

The March of Time

Faith-Based Social Services

Looking for Pitch

Recent Writings I

Recent Writings II

Recent Writings III

Recent Writings IV

Recent Writings V

Recent Writings VI



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